Once upon a time I read a book called Dirty Limericks, by Doctor X., whose true author was Isaac Asimov, one of the greatest writers of all time.So, since I try to emulate his diversity, I thought I would publish a few limericks which have popped into my own head on ocassion.
There once was a lad from Quebec
Who could stick it in up to her neck
As he thrust it on in
She broke into a grin
And said, "mumumumum."
There once was a girl from Penang
Who wanted to play with my wang
As I thrust it on in
She said, "it's a big sin"
"But please just give me a big bang."